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Sith
26.05.2007, 20:58
The bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

An American woman is sitting across from them. The woman isn't paying
attention to their conversation at first, but her attention is grabbed
when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig" shouts the lady indignantly. "In this
country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives..."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella... 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU WILL READ THIS AGAIN!!!

Voodoo
26.05.2007, 21:04
:top:lol

Deadman
27.05.2007, 18:07
Wee geil!

zierfisch
28.05.2007, 01:07
:top:

janni
28.05.2007, 04:19
hehe ja der ist nett . Wenn mein liebster Witzeerzähler (ein Schauspieler mit lauter, klarer Stimme) erzählt ists aber besser :xlol:

rieke
28.05.2007, 20:51
:applaus::top: