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Sith
23.06.2003, 15:50
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station
in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously
knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely
unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are those?, asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Fookin Nay", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!".

Voodoo
23.06.2003, 15:53
buuh, ich find ihn net so gut :P