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Sith
30.10.2003, 17:26
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%?*From a strictly quantitative perspective there's a little-known mathematical procedure that might help you answer these questions. It goes like this:

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

*then

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%,

*

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

*and

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%.

*
But also

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%,

*
and see how far ass kissing*(chupar medias)will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

*
So one can conclude -- with the certainty that mathematics ensures -- that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, obviously bullshit and ass kissing will push you over the top.

Nilla
31.10.2003, 11:39
:finger: der Ansicht war ich auch schon immer

A-TOM-IC
03.11.2003, 11:27
Immer diese ...kriecher :D