View Full Version : Brief eines Tirolers an die NASA

23.03.2006, 19:52
Greet God,

I write you, because you must helb me.

I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. In color. And so came me
the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.

I am the Kraxlhuber. The Hofer Anderl was my clock-clock grandfather.

I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has
a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am
a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be
Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my
Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half.

But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.

So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a
window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not
swindle-free. And no standing-place please...

And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone. She has a big
Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.

I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating.
And windows with look on the earth. So I can look through my far-glass and
see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch
(hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhö)!

Is what losse on the moon? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines
every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friendly Servus, yours


P.S. nachdem ich letztes mal so zur sau gemachth ab hab ich mal wieder die suche benutzt und nix gefunden, hoffe ich komme diesmal damit durch

24.03.2006, 00:27
*Durchwink* :D

24.03.2006, 00:57
:top: n1 one :)

24.03.2006, 15:37
danke für die gnade hehe ;-)